Sunday 14 September 2014

Electric Light Orchestra-Totally Shuffled extract



December 3rd

Electric Light Orchestra-Mr Blue Sky-The Best of ELO  

ELO existed within a weird sort of other type music. Post-Glam. Pre-punk. Post punk. Prog. But not prog. Pop. But not really pop. Overblown album sleeves and mad art concepts from a bunch of old rockers from Birmingham. Birmingham, U.K., not Birmingham, Alabama. If any band was never hip or cool, then ELO was that band. Some prog bands, (such as ELP and Yes) and old hippies, (such as Fleetwood Mac) were rightly ridiculed and dismissed as old irrelevant dinosaurs by the advent of punk, but ELO remained unscathed. 

I don’t think that it was because there was an affinity between ELO and the new guard (not as new as it turns out- but that’s another question altogether). It was because that ELO were irrelevant in that good way. They were as relevant to the issue as say, a record by James Last. It’s not as if they were beneath contempt, but they didn’t seem to register as a worthwhile target.

But ELO were massively popular. Incredibly popular. They’ve sold over 50 million records worldwide, but I’ll bet you’ll never find anyone admitting to being a big fan of ELO. ELO were not just solely listened to by sales reps that drove Ford Granadas and only possessed albums on 8 track tapes. 

You may get a few people letting on that they’ve had a few ELO records, but no-one will ever say that they’re their favourite band. What’s more you’d never get any “serious” music aficionado giving ELO the time of day. There never seems to have been a retrospective of their work in any of the monthly music magazines: Mojo, Q, or even that odd one that deals with “Rock” with a capital R. 

ELO are still somewhere “out there” to this day, existing in a strange sort of parallel universe and not fitting neatly into any sort of category.

I’d guess, however that more than a few of those 50 million records were bought by lank-haired, great coat, flare-wearing fans of Yes and Led Zeppelin. And the same goes for fans of The Clash, The Pistols and rest of the scorched-earth safety pin brigade. Likewise with everyone else. 

All those deep and intense music critics such as Paul Morley, Julian Cope, everyone who writes for The Wire magazine and The Quietus will have an ELO record or two. 

I’ll wager that nestled close to Crass’ “Penis Envy” and The Fall’s “Perverted by Language” on someone’s shelves that there’s an ELO compilation. Mine.

I’ve got to be honest here. ELO aren’t one of my favourite bands either. Not even close. But I do love their singles. This one, “Evil Woman”, “Telephone Line”, “Wild West Hero”, and “Don’t Bring Me Down”-how can anyone not fail to love these songs? If any band was ever destined to deserve a “Best of” album, then ELO are that band.

A final thought. The Beatles were praised for being one of the first British bands to sing with a non-American accent. (I can’t really hear it myself). 

Listen to this track though. ELO sung with a Birmingham accent! How brilliant is that! 

And on the break in “Hold on Tight” they sang in French with a Brummie accent. Now that can’t be bettered. 

Extracted from "Totally Shuffled-A Year of Listening to Music on a Broken iPod"  Kindle book here:  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Totally-Shuffled-Listening-Music-Broken-ebook/dp/B00CJYZ3CA 
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